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[摩托车] 想让你的品牌摩托变为“破车”吗?请这样做吧!

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发表于 2007-4-24 10:02 | 显示全部楼层
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 楼主| 发表于 2007-1-6 04:12 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="5"><strong><font color="#f70909"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">如果想让你的摩托车迅速变为</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">破车</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">的话,请这样做</span></font></strong></font><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"><font color="#f70909" size="5"><strong>!!</strong></font><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"><br/></font></span><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">爆强的哦</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">!!!!!!! </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">如果您想瞬间(相对于摩托的正常使用寿命)玩破一辆机车,可以有一百种速成法,即使是给您一辆坦克,您想玩完他也是一会的事,做完这一切绝对不需要太高的智商和太多的辛苦。如此,您照此办理吧:</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/><br/><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">1</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font size="3">、电门启动每次按住电钮在两秒以上,每次启动时间间隔在三秒以内,不出半年,您的电瓶、启动机就该玩完了;</font></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/><br/><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">2</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font size="3">、冷车起动尤其是冬季冷车起动,着车就走,一走就高转速,也就是一年吧,什么曲轴磨损、连杆弯曲就一点也不费事了;</font></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/><br/><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">3</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font size="3">、刻意谋求起步性能、加速性能,习惯大把加油门、大把减油门,您的车车寿命起码减半吧。(顺及:骑式车别企图和同排量的踏板车比起步,别和同排量的二冲程比加速);</font></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/><br/><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">4</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font size="3">、有事没事捏着离合玩,或者玩二档甚至三档起步,使离合经常在一种半离合的状态,每天只需一次,不出一年,您的离合也就玩完了;</font></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/><br/><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">5</font></span><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">、高档低转速即所谓</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">拖档</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">、低档高转速即所谓</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">轰档</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">,您每天这么玩着
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 楼主| 发表于 2007-1-6 06:02 | 显示全部楼层
全是经验啊!一针见血!
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发表于 2007-1-6 06:57 | 显示全部楼层
天涯辛苦了,兄弟姐妹要注意了^_^
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发表于 2007-1-6 09:55 | 显示全部楼层
<p><font face="Times New Roman"></font>&nbsp;</p><p><font face="Times New Roman">8</font><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">、做个小排量车发烧友,</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">125</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">的车车玩玩</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">烧胎</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">或是</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">趐头</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">,每天一次,每次两个来回,您哪,玩完她的梦想就快实现了;</span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';"></span></font>&nbsp;其实很多伪车迷~伪发烧友特别喜欢玩这套~他认为这样能在人们那提高自己的形象~</p>[em23][em23][em23][em23][em23][em23]
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发表于 2007-4-18 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
唉。看人家怎么想的了。如果人家就是想玩。那无所谓。如果买车为方便代步,那就要按明月说的好好爱惜
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发表于 2007-4-24 17:41 | 显示全部楼层
看了以后才知道我以前那哪叫骑车啊,整个一暴君呀,以后对摩托车一定要比对老婆还要温柔.
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