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一个前台小姐的超强暴笑八级英语!!!

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发表于 2005-11-6 19:55 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,就面带微笑的:

前台小姐:“hello?“

老外:“hi.”

前台小姐:“you have what thing?“

老外:“can you speak english?“

前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?“

老外:“can anybody else speak english? “

前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.“

老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?“
昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,就面带微笑的:

前台小姐:“hello?“

老外:“hi.”

前台小姐:“you have what thing?“

老外:“can you speak english?“

前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?“

老外:“can anybody else speak english? “

前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.“

老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?“

前台小姐:“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.“

老外:“i want to speak to your head.“

前台小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come

前台小姐:“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.“

老外:“i want to speak to your head.“

前台小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come

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发表于 2005-11-6 20:23 | 显示全部楼层

乖乖来,我发现我真不得了。。我都知道~

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发表于 2005-11-7 23:27 | 显示全部楼层
国语版english
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发表于 2005-11-8 00:31 | 显示全部楼层
  英语真的很痛苦
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