英语版征婚广告（已翻译）

喜羊羊

If you are looking for a handsome guy or a wallet,don't reply;If you hold a Master's degree or higher, not possible;girls born in Shanghai, not possible;female entrepreneurs(except small business hawker), not possible, so that we don't waste each other's hope。 The Andy Liu or Tom criuse kind, ,who are both wealthy and good-looking, would not make an announcement looking for you. Surely, I don't expect a Notting Hill story either. Even if you're indeed an angle, I won't be able to handle you---I don't expect that you looks like that girl on the magazine cover, just one look crushing people's souls。An averge person, with outside stylishness and inside conservativeness,with fit body and mind,will just do, even better if you're beautifully shy. You need not to play too many tricks or be too young, from time to time, you're allowed to have unrealistic dreams, but a few words is enough to get you back into reality without getting you angry--a little embarassed grin at most,and then do what you ought to do. I like a woman who knows how to fold clothes in a way that whenever you finish washing, ironing and folding them, they will look just like when you bought them from stores. It cannot be more specific than this, can it?
Let me introduce myself for you. I'm a man whose age is no longer small, living a moderately well-off life, who doesn't drink but smoke. I went abroad as a student and spent more than a decade living abroad, but never attended a real education. In wasting time, I learned all sorts of ways to make a living. Now I returned with no achivement at all. To tell you the truth, I should be judged as a “Fake Turtle" without the three--No company, no stocks and no degree. My personality is open;My character is neither good nor bad. I'm not exactly an honest man, but I am without much courage since I was born. Even it is not illegal to kill, I wouldn't kill anyone. My conscience will be tortured by the guilt if I do anything cruel to others。I am meant not to be a villain, even if I try to be one. In general and basically, I'm still one of those who are beneficial and harmless to the mankind and our society.
Contact me by phone, if you're the one.
如果您正在寻找一个帅哥或钱包，不要回复;如果您持有硕士学位或更高，不可能;女孩出生在上海，不可能;女企业家（除小企业小贩） ，不可能的，所以我们不要浪费彼此的希望。的安迪刘或汤姆criuse实物，谁都是有钱人和美观，将不会作出公布寻找您。当然，我并不指望诺丁山故事的。即使你的确是一个角，我将无法处理您---我不希望你像那个女孩的杂志封面，只是一看粉碎人们的灵魂。一个平均的人，与外界stylishness和内部稳妥，与合适的身体和心灵，只会做，甚至更好地如果您美丽害羞。你不必发挥太多的技巧，或者太年轻，不时，你可以有不切实际的梦想，但几句话就足以让你重新回到现实让你生气-有点尴尬的笑容在最，然后做你应该做的事。我喜欢一个女人谁知道如何折叠衣服的方式，只要您完成洗涤，熨烫，折叠，他们将期待就像当你购买他们的商店。它不能比这更具体，可以吗？
让我为您介绍一下自己。我一个人的年龄已不再是小，生活小康的生活，谁不喝酒，但抽烟。我去国外的学生和超过十年生活在国外，但从未参加过真正的教育。在浪费时间，我学会了各种各样的办法，使生活。现在我回来，都没有成就。告诉你实话，我应该被认为是“假海龟”的三个-没有公司，没有股票，没有学位。我的性格是开放;我的性格是既不好也不坏。我不是一个诚实的确切男人，但我没有太多的勇气，因为我出生。即使它不是非法杀人，我不会杀死任何人。我的良心会受到酷刑的内疚，如果我做任何事情残忍给他人。意味着我不能一个恶棍，即使我尝试之一。总的来说，基本上，我仍然是那些谁是有益的和无害的人类和我们的社会。
与我联系电话，如果你一个。

随风而来

刚才看新闻，美国那家伙也发了点东西哦~~~~~[smilies1::885:

喜羊羊

回复 2# 随风而来


    smilies1::862: 您在说什么呢？

随风而来

有个美国人，那飞机碰了下墙壁，留点东西大家看看~~~~~~~smilies1::885:

喜羊羊

回复 4# 随风而来


    smilies1::841:

随风而来

很轰动哦~~~~~~~~~~~~~你不是凹凸了吧~smilies1::885:

︷..非誠勿擾Ю

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喜羊羊

回复 6# 随风而来


    你是流氓！

唐三藏

路过，帮楼主顶贴！smilies1::891: