[转帖]【杂谈评论】三人行,必有我妻

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<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="640" border="0"><tbody><tr><td><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="640" border="0"><tbody><tr><td><p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="3"><b><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312;">三人行<span>,</span>必有我妻<span></span></span></b> </font></p><p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312;">文<span>/</span>杜小陌<span></span></span> </font></p><p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312;"><font size="3"></font></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt;"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312;"><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 我友小狼<span>,</span>长相俊秀<span>,</span>举止斯文<span>,</span>三十而立顶天立地<span>.</span>可他贼性不改色心永存<span>,</span>披着狼皮当马甲<span>.</span>不过<span>,</span>据传<span>,</span>他已有一年零六十天六小时六秒没有性生活了<span>.</span>荷尔蒙分泌得汹涌澎湃<span>,</span>憋坏了末梢神经肿大了头<span>.</span>呜呼<span>,</span>悲哉<span>!</span>人世间最痛苦的事莫过于手握长枪没有对象子弹乱放<span>.</span></span> </font></p><p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312;"><font size="3"></font></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt;"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312;"><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 每回忆起曾经支离破碎如今烟消云散的婚姻<span>,</span>他是泪水潸然痛苦不堪<span>,</span>而女友的绝别又让他睹物念人愁肠百结<span>.</span>中国知识分子面对失败的爱情和婚姻总喜欢钻破牛角尖<span>,</span>在历史的过往中寻根问祖<span>:</span>大丈夫为何无妻<span>?</span>还装模作样空对明月苦吟<span>: </span>女人几时有<span>,</span>把酒问朋友<span>,</span></span><span><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312;">不知那位姑娘<span>,</span>可有上我床<span>?</span>如此这样<span>,</span>被荷尔蒙憋死也算活该了<span>.</span>历史已发霉<span>,</span>观念要更新<span>.</span>真的大色狼何患无妻<span>?</span>行为优雅<span>,</span>面带淫荡<span>.</span>舍得一身剐<span>,</span>能把姑娘拖上床<span>.</span>君不见<span>,</span>古今中外<span>,</span>上下千年<span>,</span>大色狼无一不是妻妾成群红灯笼高挂<span>.</span></span> </font></p><p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312;"><font size="3"></font></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt;"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312;"><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 三人行<span>,</span>必有我妻<span>.</span>他面有难色<span>,</span>说<span>:</span>在裙裳纷飞的华丽街角<span>,</span>看妖娆妩媚的女人结伴成群<span>,</span>谈笑间却无处觅妻<span>.</span>时间和空间把现在错开得如此分明遥远<span>.</span>走了很多年<span>,</span>见了很多人<span>.</span>爱情产生了快活<span>,</span>但走得最快的总是最美的光阴<span>;</span>婚姻产生了人生<span>,</span>这人生如此憔悴不堪<span>.</span>幸福总是被挣脱<span>,</span>总是被漠视<span>.</span>我几乎可以理解小狼同学心里最隐秘的存在<span>,</span>顿时觉得自己的嬉笑和调侃是如此的龌龊和无聊<span>.</span></span> </font></p><p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312;"><font size="3"></font></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt;"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312;"><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 当一段感情结束的时候<span>,</span>朋友问我<span>:</span>你为何如此悲伤<span>?</span>我说<span>,</span>我总得假装悲伤三秒表示哀悼<span>.-------</span>恋人的唇香还留在嘴边<span>,</span>爱情破旧得象枯萎的玫瑰<span>.</span>眼睛里无数的光圈狂野地飞<span>,</span>这样的感觉绝望得让人窒息<span>.</span></span> </font></p><p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312;"><font size="3"></font></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt;"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312;"><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 爱情太浩劫<span>,</span>带去了所有力气<span>,</span>得不到拯救<span>,</span>在这个世界上残废<span>.</span>无法哭泣<span>,</span>悲伤也无声息<span>.</span>就把那些过往的爱情谋杀在文字里<span>,</span>不再伤悲<span>!</span></span> </font></p><p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><

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